1. I'm a beach, except more itchy
2. I don't cuss as a matter of rule, but I do openly discuss subjects that are not appropriate for reading at work or in front of children
3. My best friend in the whole world is a very hot, well toned, ex marine who is married to my closest girl friend. He also just happens to be gay. Sometimes flamingly so. When I post about him, it is because these are the things I love about him. If you are offended by it, feel free to leave. He approves all my posts.